Film Review: Harry Brown

HARRY BROWN

In Cinemas Now

Michael Dirty Harry Palmer Brown Caine. Some cunty hoodies. Cue bloody violence and mayhem...

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: SHOCK! HOODIES GET CAINED.


Michael Caine is Harry Brown...



Wait till you see the whites of their eyes...and just blow their bloody heads off!



End Credits...Chase & Status (feat. Plan B)



Get the original double hard bastard...



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Film Review: Triangle

TRIANGLE

In Cinemas Now

Angel from Home & Away, some other people I've never seen before who are obviously going to wind up fubared, a nasty big storm and a scary ghost ship. Not a gash 1980s BBC soap opera set aboard a north sea ferry and nothing to do with trigonometry or Dairylea...

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: A GROUNDHOG DAY HEADFUCK!

Save yourself 90 minutes of your life and just watch the trailer...



Need a laugh? Watch the titles of possibly the worst TV show ever...



Got any exciting anecdotes about triangles? Hit the Comments button below and get a life you epic losers...

Film Review: Bad Lieutenant. Port Of Call: New Orleans

BAD LIEUTENANT PORT OF CALL: NEW ORLEANS

Release Date: TBC

Nic Cage, alligators, snakes, crack, smack, coke, mary jane, Eva Mmmmmmmmendes, Val KKKilmer. Bring back Harvey "I've done so many bad things" Keitel.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: NOT BAD ENOUGH LIEUTENANT!

Watch the naughty orificer get all twitchy...



Watch the OG Bad Lieutenant do bad things...ever had a tantrum like this when you're hungover?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir8Y4iFrWk8

Want to know how to suck a man's cock? Buy the original and superior film here...



Who's badder? Nicolas or Harvey? Let us know...hit the comments button below, smoke a rock and leave some dribble!

Album Review: Blakroc

BLAKROC

Out Now

The Black Keys, Damon Dash, Ol' (Dead) Dirty Bastard, Ludacris, Mos Def, RZA, NOE, Raekwon, Nicole Wray, Q-Tip, Billy Danze, Jim Jones.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: SPICY BLUES RAP GUMBO!

Listen to a lil' bitta hoochie coo...



Buy some fuckin' shithot rap/rock/blues/groove/hip-hop fusion here...



Will bad hip-rock memories such as that wank-off between 30 Seconds To Uranus and Kanye Wankstain be effectively erased by Blakroc’s gritty gumbo or would you still rather listen to some Page-and-Diddy-style rap-metal-shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet? Hit the comments button below and share your gummings with the world...

Live Stand Up Review: Jim Jefferies

JIM JEFFERIES

The Soul Cellar, Southampton. 30/11/09

One angry, sweary Australian. Jokes about prostitute fucking jizz covered disabled siblings and rubber cunts.

4Word Review Rating: (4 stars for the jokes and a bonus 1 for ripping the shit out of drunk heckling fucktwat students)

The 4Word Review: FUCKIN' FUNNY FACKIN' FUCKER.

Some dirty jokes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaLcsKyGWpc

Comedy Store Jim...



One Punch Jim...



Watch Jim swear...alot! Buy it you fackers...



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