DVD Review: Le Donk & Scor-Zay-Zee

LE DONK & SCOR-ZAY-ZEE

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Made on an Eddie (Shoestring) in 5 days. Directed by Shane Meadows. Improvised by Paddy Considine. Introducing the world's greatest rapper (from the midlands), Scor-Zay-Zee and some Arctical Monkeys.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY!

The next big thing...



Shit your leg off laughing in the privacy of your own front room...buy it here!



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Album Review: Barton Fink - Gear

BARTON FINK - GEAR

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Not a Coen brothers character come to life and making an eclectic album of quality tunes. Instead, some nice chaps from Montreal with guitars, drums, bass and some squelchy noise making machines.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: A SHIT-HOT GENRE-DEFYING MISH-MASH!

Mmmmmm...funky! (said in a Homer Simpson voice)



Give you some more?



Want the album? We're in a recession I hear you cry. Get it for FREE here you fucking tightwads...

http://bartonfinkband.com/

More money than sense? Buy it here you trucking bankers...



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Gig Review: Kasabian

KASABIAN

BIC, Bournemouth. 25/11/09

The Shaun Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum Show. 4 Leicester City fans. A cunch of Bournemouth bunts. Half of Brockenhurst. Some beer.

4Word Review Rating:

Tune of The Night: FIRE

The 4Word Review: THAT WERE FOOKIN' EMPIRE!

How to open a show...



The audience is on fookin' fire...



Get fookin' impaled with a mighty boosh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBCHFa7dsk

Join the lunatics here...



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Album Review: John Frusciante - The Empyrean

JOHN FRUSCIANTE - THE EMPYREAN

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The beardy weirdy Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist. Don't let that put you off...this is a funk free zone! Songs of wonder and beauty abound...

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: FUNKLESS PSYCHEDELIC MASTERPIECE. FACT.

Central to the album...



Today's bonus track...



Shit he does live with his other band...



Buy it, you slags...



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Album Review: Shack - HMS Fable

SHACK - HMS FABLE

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The great forgotten British band of our times. The best British album of the last decade. Scouse junkies...and the songs the Gallaghers wish they had written!

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: SMAAAAACKHEEEEEADS WRITE BEAUTIFUL TUNES!

Let's all pull together...



Take a walk along the streets of kenny...



Buy some Liverpudlian smack here...



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DVD Review: In The Loop

IN THE LOOP

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Hanging out the back of politics with Malcolm "fucking mouthy, fucking shouty mad fucker" Tucker and Tony "scary little poodlefucker" Soprano. Catastrofuckingly funny creative swearing...

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: SWEARING = BIG + CUNTINGLY CLEVER

Shit your leg off laughing...



A Tribute To Malcolm Tucker...



Like sweary mad scottish fuckbastards? Watch this...



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CD Review: Tricky - Knowle West Boy

TRICKY - KNOWLE WEST BOY

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Triphiphazardelectroreggaefunk and a genius Kylie cover!

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: TRICKY, YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR!

Remember council estate boy...




Get it and get fucked...



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CD Review: The Heavy - The House That Dirt Built

THE HEAVY - THE HOUSE THAT DIRT BUILT
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If you value your sanity don't go in the house.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: DIRTIER THAN YOUR MUM!

How'd you like them now?



Oh no! Not them again...



Invite yourself in the house...



More voodoo swamp soul blues...



Further essential listening...



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Track of The Day: Manchester Orchestra - Shake It Out

MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA - SHAKE IT OUT

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Not from Manchester. Orchestra not included. Beardy rock! Don't let that put you off...

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: BEARDS FUCKIN' ROCK, DUDE!

Watch the video...then try arm wrestling the next redkneck you see!


Shake It Out (Music Video)

Manchester Orchestra | MySpace Video

Buy the album Mean Everything To Nothing here...



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CD Review: Black Box Revelation - Set Your Head On Fire

BLACK BOX REVELATION - SET YOUR HEAD ON FIRE

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Belgian rawk 'n' rowl created with the use of a Flux Capacitor stuck on 1977! What else is Belgium famous for? Chocolate. Paedophiles. Not chocolate paedophiles...although I wouldn't put it past them, the sick fucks!

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN!

Watch some Belgian rawk 'n' rowl...***



***This video does not contain chocolate paedos.

Buy it here...or forever rot in Bruges!



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DVD Review: Underbelly Season 1

UNDERBELLY SEASON 1

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The Melbourne fackin' turf war from 1995-2004 starring some fackin' mad flamin' galahs and dirty fackin' mongrels. Some bloody fackin' coppers. Neville "fackin" Bartos. Some fackin' blokes and fackin' sheilas off fackin' Home & Away and fackin' Neighbours. Some fackin' tits, more fackin' violence and lots of fackin' Aussie fackin' swearin'.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: ONYA! BLOODY FACKIN' BRILLIANT!

Underbelly Season 1 Promo...recognise any of these fackin' cants?



Guide to Aussie fackin' swearin'...



Aussie swearin' fackin' perfected by a fackin' sheila...onya, wild girl!



Soundtrack tune by The Fackin' Panics...



COMING SOON - THE PREQUEL - UNDERBELLY SEASON 2: A TALE OF TWO CITIES...



Chopper Read talks Underbelly Season 3...



Fackin' buy Underbelly Season 1 here...




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TV Review: Coronation Street 16/11/09

CORONATION STREET

Monday 16th November 2009

Starring...Tony Gordon's Eye, Roy Crapper and the fecal ruins of John Thomson's career.

4Word Review Rating: (one star per evil eye)

The 4Word Review: MY JAPSEYE ACTS BETTER!

Tony's big eye...don't look! Don't looooook!



Fancy a swim, Tony?



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DVD Review: Teeth

TEETH

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A girl. Her mooey. Some fucking sharp teeth. Some dismembered members.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: ONCE BITTEN, TWICE SHY!

Women, watch the trailer. Men, look away now!



Grrrrrrr...let go of my willy!



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Album Review: Soulsavers - Broken

SOULSAVERS - BROKEN

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Starring...Mark Lanegan (Screaming Trees, QOTSA) , Mike Patton (Faith No More), Gibby Haynes (Butthole Surfers), Jason Pierce (Spacemen 3), Richard Hawley and newcomer Rosa Agostino (Red Ghost).

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: BROKEN? WILL FIX YOU!

Listen to and watch the "Unbalanced Pieces" of Soulsavers featuring the genius of Lanegan & Patton...



Let Broken fix you...buy it!



Got good taste? Get this too...



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Film Review: Black Dynamite

BLACK DYNAMITE

Release Date: TBC

60,000 volts of righteous black power. Fists of fury. Will of iron. The Man. Some jive talkin' turkey ass muthafuckas.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: SOME JIVETALKINMUTHAFUCKIN' FUNNY SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Watch the trailer you turkey ass suckas...



Drink Anaconda Malt Liquor...



Speak Jive, honky...

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

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TV Review: Don't Help! I'm A Fucking Nonentity...Leave Me Here to Fucking Rot! 15/11/09

HELP! I'M A CELEBRITY...GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Sunday 15th November 2009

Two geordie midgets. 10 fucking desperate, self-obsessed fuckzips nobody gives two shits about. One deadly bloodsucking, life-draining, maneating, grotesque creature. One living legend.

4Word Review Rating: (one star for the living legend that is Jimmy White)

The 4Word Review: A CUNCH OF BUNTS!***

***The collective noun for a group of fibromuscular tubular tracts leading from the uterus to the exterior of the body.

Jordan's shock arrival...she's mad don't ya know? She's a virus in Jimmy Choo's...



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Album Review: Wilco - Wilco (The Album)

WILCO - WILCO (THE ALBUM)

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Jeff Tweedy & Co. Eleven beautiful songs. That is all.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: BEAUTIFUL SLICE OF AMERICANA!

Listen to the title song...



Another beauty from the album...



Buy Wilco (The Album) here...



Further essential Wilco listening -

Kicking Television: Live...



A Ghost Is Born...



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Album Review: The Gaslight Anthem - The '59 Sound

THE GASLIGHT ANTHEM - THE '59 SOUND

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Real punk from New Jersey...your new favourite band!

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: ALBUM. OF. THE. YEAR.

The '59 Sound live at Glastonbury with a very special guest...



Buy it, buy it, buy it...



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Album Review: Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown

GREEN DAY - 21st CENTURY BREAKDOWN

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Three fucking remtards who think they're punk...they're not! They're shit.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: ARMITAGE SHANKS DEFECATION SCENARIO!

Watch, listen and throw things at your screen...



Like it? Bah! Buy it here...



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DVD Review: Peep Show Series 6

PEEP SHOW SERIES 6

Out now on DVD

Mark. Jeremy. Super Hans. Johnson. Big Suze. Dobby. Sophie. Super-fit Russian bi-sexual, dope dealing, work-wanking bird.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: MAKES ME SHIT LAUGHTER!

Watch a laughter shitting clip here...***

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATWnqhYmJlg

***WARNING - may cause anal discharge.

Buy Series 6 here...***



***Spare pants not included.

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Book Review: The Lost Symbol

THE LOST SYMBOL

Written by Dan "Da Vinci's Cock" Brown

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Robert Langdon. The Masons. A 6ft 5" bald, tattooed, cockless 'roid head mentalist. Some puzzles.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: DECIPHER THIS...FCUKING CNUT!

A Dan Brown self-portrait...



Buy this utter tosh here...



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Film Review: Paranormal Activity

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

Release Date: 27/11/09

Cursed American bird. Her douche bag, arsecandle, irritating, fuckmuppet boyfriend. Some evil invisible spirit dude. A bedroom. A camcorder.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: FUCK. FUCKITTY. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. PPPFFFFFFFFFTTTT!***

***The phonetic spelling for the sound of "shitting ones pants"

Watch the trailer...if you dare! Mwaaaah ha ha ha!



I shouldn't have let my cat watch it. He was soooo scared his ear fell off...



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DVD Review: Public Enemies

PUBLIC ENEMIES

Out now on DVD/Blu-Ray

Mann. Depp. Bale. Tommy Guns. Digital Shit.

4Word Review Rating:

The 4Word Review: PUBLIC, ENEMAS FOR BALE?

Johnny can barely watch as the public gives Christian what he deserves...



Watch the trailer...



Buy the DVD here or Mr Bale will swear at you alot from very close range...



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