TV Review: Don't Help! I'm A Fucking Nonentity...Leave Me Here to Fucking Rot! 15/11/09

HELP! I'M A CELEBRITY...GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Sunday 15th November 2009

Two geordie midgets. 10 fucking desperate, self-obsessed fuckzips nobody gives two shits about. One deadly bloodsucking, life-draining, maneating, grotesque creature. One living legend.

4Word Review Rating: (one star for the living legend that is Jimmy White)

The 4Word Review: A CUNCH OF BUNTS!***

***The collective noun for a group of fibromuscular tubular tracts leading from the uterus to the exterior of the body.

Jordan's shock arrival...she's mad don't ya know? She's a virus in Jimmy Choo's...



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