
THE LOST SYMBOL
Written by Dan "Da Vinci's Cock" Brown
Out Now
Robert Langdon. The Masons. A 6ft 5" bald, tattooed, cockless 'roid head mentalist. Some puzzles.
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The 4Word Review: DECIPHER THIS...FCUKING CNUT!
A Dan Brown self-portrait...

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Illuminati? Illumisharty more like!
ReplyDeleteLet's slap Dan Brown...
ReplyDeleteSymbol found...in arse!
ReplyDeleteLovin' your work, Rich! The last one sounds like a weekly occurance in my household...
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